Noah: "Tomorrow, I will tell a lie"
Me: "Do you know what the bible says about lying? It says you shouldn't lie."
Noah: "My bible says you should lie."
Noah: "Mommy, sing a song about a rubber ducky."
Me: "Rubber ducky you're the one, you make bathtime lots of fun..."
Noah: "That's a bad one. I know a good song about a rubber ducky. " To same tune... "Rubber ducky, you're not the one...that I will love you and so much fun. You're the one that swims in the ocean and climbs up the ladder and then you splash and then climb a gate and then broke a gate and then sit in a chair and then broke the chair to pieces big chair and a little chair."
Noah: "Tomorrow this horse is going to die"
Me: "I hope not.."
Noah: "He's not dead! Jesus, thank you for not dying my horse."
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