the penis diaries

There seems to be an unusual amount of penis related situations going on in our house lately.

First, Noah was zipping up his pajamas and accidentally zipped his penis up at the same time. Luckily it came out undamaged a few minutes later, after lots of screaming and panic on his part.

Then a few days later we were driving and Noah yells from the backseat, "there is something wrong with my penis!" Kevin, of course, slams on the breaks and jumps out of the car moving faster than I have ever seen him move. Turns out it was not a huge deal, however, just "up when it should have been down."

A lovely and less frightening experience was when we were sitting on the couch and Noah simply yelled out of the blue, "STINKY PENIS!" Lovely.