"Mommy one time I tried to stand my whole self up with one toe"
"How did it go?"
"It really hurt my toe!"
Sometimes I feel like like Ilkin is my brother and not just my cousin
Mommy today I've been having a lot of liquid toots. They sound more like ladies toots. (inserts shrill sound effect)
Me: Have you guys heard about picky eaters? Some people don't like to eat healthy food.
Noah: Yes I've seen then before. I've seen black skinned people walking around downtown eating bags of Cheetos.
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