say what?

sometimes noah makes no sense, even when he's trying to.

he was inviting me to come to a dance club over by his toy area one evening and asked,
"do you want to come to this dance claus with the cabbage?"
what? yes, that is what he said. he's having a dance claus with a cabbage.

then,

frustrated that i couldn't find someone i was looking for on facebook, i mentioned my frustration to noah. here are his thoughts,
"maybe she's on another facebook."
me: "i don't think there's another facebook"
noah: "maybe it ran away. i'm so sad it ran away."